Get Absurdified by The Swami
For years people have been asking the Swami if he has any "disciples" and
for years the Swami has insisted that he has no followers because he gets
paranoid when he thinks he is being followed. Nonetheless, he has been looking
for ways to encourage and empower others to practice the ancient art of Foo
Ling -- using laughter as a tool to enlighten up their own lives, and the lives
of those around them. And one of the best ways to multiply healing laughter is
to celebrate those moments when laughter leads to breakthrough -- what the
Swami calls moments of Fool-Realization.
You know, the times we find ourselves laughing at our situation in spite of
it all, those embarrassing moments where we realize God is laughing so hard we
would be fools not to join in. Sometimes the Universe will create a farce-field
just for our benefit, and we remember that life is a situation comedy and we
are just having an episode.
Says the Swami:
"You know, for years I taught Absurdiveness Training, and at the end
everyone received Absurdification from the Swami. Well, I have decided to
reinstitute that policy. If you've ever been struck by enlightening and became
fooly-aware, committed a random act of comedy that contributed to someone
else's fool-realization, or otherwise added to the laugh force on the planet --
you are absurdifiable!"
Now you can tell the whole world -- and remind yourself with playful
certificate suitable for framing that indicates you have been officially
Absurdified by the Swami. Put this in a prominent place. Then, whenever
irregularhilarity strikes, use it as a reminder that you have had a moment of
fool-realization. And you know what? You are still the same fool you were then.
All you have to do is realize it, and you are fooly-realized once again."
Even if you can't recall a moment of fool-realization or haven't committed a
memorable random act of comedy doesn't mean you aren't qualified as a fool. You
are, and we can prove it!
To get your absurdification as a bona fide fool from the Swami, all
you need to do is click here and we'll send you an attractive certificate --
including Swami's Seal of Approval -- by email as a
pdf for you to print. And it is just $8.00.
You are pre-qualified. Anybody who would pay money for this certificate is
already foolish. So you've earned it, you deserve it, so act now!
Remember, any money spent on foolishness can't be spent on anything serious,
and as you already know seriousness is one of the major causes of truth decay
on the planet.
"Seal of Approval" illustration by Brian Narelle